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BBQ at Gordons!

April2

The night is to our bbq adventure is beginning. We will update this as the drunkness begin taking pictures for gerglenation and jintasitcs fantastic world class vino. Jakdaman should be excited because there is an endless amount of beer waiting to be delivered to his liver.

At first I was worried that we wouldn’t have enough beer and liquor and I showed up to Gordan with a nearly endless suply of his own! JakkkkDaMan just showed up, the first picture to be inserted tomorrow will be this one of him tomorrow!

Banana Hat Man

This banana man.

Kahn is officially the life of the party… he has just announced his hatrid for asians and he has been drinking furiously all night. He dominated a mini keg hand stand and had all the girls around him all night. While we were laying down he went to get some girl lay across all of us. I can only assume he succeedded but I’m not sure because me and Goran left to do jumping chest bumps.

Video snippit goes here…

Amy jyust forced us to take double shots without chaser… we all feel like bitches because she can drink so hard. Fuck. SKhan is being chirped to take off his shirt!!!!!! hahahahahaha wait no someone else did holy fuck this is sweet. Time to take more shots.

Before I go I want to note rachel lost her rock paper scissors battle vrs me and shge had to kiss khan on the cheek out of love. itwas truely romantic and i also made a picture book.

Khan

pics will be posted soon. The nights turning into an epic success.

…………………. Next morning …………………..

Well the night is over, I am the only one awake right now, scratch that I just heard someone upstairs who sounds like Goran but he is probably just talking in his sleep. I walk up the stairs to the kitchen counter filled with beer bottles, it seems that someone has helped clean up this place. In fact I am almost sure it was Khan.

Amy had a rough night after she out drank most of the guys at the party. She threw up a little and then the champ woke up at 7 in the morning to get ready for work. When the alarm went off I still felt drunk so I can only imagine how awesome work was for her today. That little raskle really can drink though, Cancun is going to be fun…!

I don`t really remember all the best parts of the night off by heart, I know what happened just not the order or magnitude of hilarity. Once everyone wakes up we`ll go through the pics and watch the video of Khan and then I`ll do one final update.

Navetz is here. Stay Out.

March30

With Jintastic and Gerglenation recently launching I decided it was time to revamp Navetz.com and create storybook of things nobody will care about.

First order of business: Operation Stay Out.

Classic Carol.

Story of her life.

Clearly it was a success. Carol was her classic self and Allison didn’t even make it out.

Jintastic had a good brifday because the lipstick stains, on the front lobe of his left side brain were tingling with delightful images of vacation hats flowing through his head.

Everyone did a pretty phenomenal job making their best Jin faces, especially birthday girl Lauren.

Gergle did his dot dots and Goran was once again on his grizzly bear grind.

Next up is Janers Brifday so we’re gonna start getting ready now.

One of the most successful nights that we’ve ever had. Consensus by Jin and myself:

Navetz 5.5

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